Or maybe you have an extra room going unused? A house that needs to be watched? An unoccupied Airstream in the driveway? Let's talk, because I need a place to live. I am quiet, clean, and respectful. I will not bring home random crazies, throw raging parties on school nights, or eat your food. I will water the plants, walk the dog, do the dishes, and take out the trash. It is possible you'll never want me to leave.
WHEN: ASAP
WHERE: Boulder, preferably within walking distance of downtown, north of Pearl, west of 28th, or even better west of Broadway.